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Day 117
420 makes me happy.
Danksgiving is a great thing. We had weed stuffing and weed butter in our mashed potatoes. It was fantastic.
Trolled at beer pong however. Super embarrassing.
lord help me
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DID THE FUCKING FIRE NATION INVADE YOUR HOME AND DEMAND YOU PROVIDE FOR THEM?
WELL YOU BETTER GET READY TO MAKE SOME NOODLE STUFF, BECAUSE THIS DELICIOUS SHIT IS NOT ONLY A FAMILY TRADITION FROM MY BADASS HOUSEHOLD, BUT IT CAN FEED A FUCKING ARMY! (NO SERIOUSLY, IT FEEDS 7 PEOPLE AND HAS LEFTOVERS! GODDAMN!)
YOU’LL NEED ONE BIG-ASS POT, AND A SMALLER POT OR TWO FOR SOME SUPER RAD COOKING! THIS FUCKER MAKES A METRIC SHIT-TON OF FOOD, SO YOU BETTER PREPARE YOUR ASS FOR BOARDING!
BUILD YOUR OWN FUCKING ROCKET SHIP AND GET YOUR BEAUTIFUL BUTT TO THE STORE, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO PICK UP 1 BOX OF MAC&CHEESE, 1 BAG OF FROZEN PEAS OR MIXED VEGETABLES, 1 LARGE WHITE ONION, 1 CAN CONDENSED CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP, AND 1 POUND OF GROUND BEEF! YOU MIGHT WANT TO HARVEST THE MIGHTIEST OF BLACK PEPPERS TO GRIND OVER THIS DELICIOUS CREATION!
THIS FUCKER EASILY TURNS INTO A VEGAN RECIPE IF YOU USE MUSHROOM GRAVY, VEGAN CHEESE + MACARONI NOODLES, AND I DONT FUCKING KNOW… ACCORDING TO KEVIN TRAN, THERE’S SUCH THING AS VEGAN SAUSAGES? MOTHER OF FUCKS, THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!
SING SOME PRAISES TO WHATEVER BELIEF SYSTEM YOU FOLLOW, OR FUCK, MAYBE JUST PRAISE SCIENCE BECAUSE THESE CHEMICALS ARE ABOUT TO MIX INTO PERFECTION!
MAKE YOUR MAC&CHEESE HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU NORMALLY MAKE IT! IF READ THE FUCKING BOX IF YOU’VE NEVER MADE THIS DELICIOUS-ASS SHIT BEFORE!
LEAVE IT IN THE STOVE WITH ZERO HEAT! NONE! NO HEAT FOR YOU! BACK THE FUCK OFF!
FOLLOW. THE. FUCKING. DIRECTIONS.
CHOP THE ENTIRE ONION AND SET THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO THE SIDE!
NOW SLAP THAT GROUND BEEF OR MEAT SUBSTITUTE INTO A PAN MADE FROM THE SWORDS OF YOUR ENEMIES! STIR IT AROUND AT MEDIUM-HIGH UNTIL IT’S MOSTLY BROWN AND A LITTLE PINK! KEEP THE HEAT ON, MORON, WE’RE NOT DONE YET!
TOSS THE CHOPPED ONION IN THERE AND COOK UNTIL THE ONION STARTS TO GET CLEAR, AND THE MEAT IS TOTALLY COOKED! FUCK YEAH, SAUTE’D THAT ASSHOLE!
MAKE SURE THE REST OF THIS SHIT IS IN THE HUGE-ASS POT, WITH THE HEAT ON MEDIUM, ALRIGHT BITCHES?
MIX TOGETHER THE MAX&CHEESE WITH YOUR EXTRA-HARDCORE BEEF&ONIONS, THEN THROW IN THE WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF CONDENSED CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP.
DON’T MAKE SOUP OUT OF THAT MOTHERFUCKER, JUST USE WHAT’S IN THE GODDAMN CAN!
MAKE SURE YOUR FAT-ASS SKY BISON DIDN’T EAT ALL THE DAMN VEGETABLES BECAUSE YOU NEED A WHOLE BAG OF THAT SHIT THROWN IN THERE AND MIXED UP.
MAKE SURE EVERYTHING’S COMPLETELY HOT, THEN TURN OFF THE STOVE BECAUSE YOU JUST MADE SOME GODDAMN NOODLE STUFF!
GIVE SOME TO THE FIRE NATION PRINCE TO RESTORE HIS HONOR, THEN ENJOY, YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS!
420
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